that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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