i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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