Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
