She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We are two peas in an std pod
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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