Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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