I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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