She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
