so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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