just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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