I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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