Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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