I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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