I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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