you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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