what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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