fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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