we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
