Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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