You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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