While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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