you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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