I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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