dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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