Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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