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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.

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  the diet of an alcoholic...

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• (916): View more from California

  He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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• (716): View more from New York

  come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?

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