There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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