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  (601): View more from Mississippi

  I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

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  (601): I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker http://tfl.nu/yjj7
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.

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  (404): Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are. http://tfl.nu/hb6o
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

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  (403): let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length. http://tfl.nu/s8ds
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had

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  (608): Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had http://tfl.nu/zigv
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.

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  (717): so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine. http://tfl.nu/pias
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.

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  (515): Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband. http://tfl.nu/y7jc
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  (850): View more from Florida

  Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.

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  (850): Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night. http://tfl.nu/mu48
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  (601): View more from Mississippi

  If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.

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  (601): If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender. http://tfl.nu/eg99
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet

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  (517): I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet http://tfl.nu/acf5
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.

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  (330): Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered. http://tfl.nu/lz30
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  (714): View more from California

  todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.

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  (714): todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera. http://tfl.nu/lq8k
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like

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  (843): Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like http://tfl.nu/wow5
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  (269): View more from Michigan

  After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.

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  (269): After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book. http://tfl.nu/qxs9
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  (616): View more from Michigan

  My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables

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  (616): My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables http://tfl.nu/sfy3
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..

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  (773): somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear.. http://tfl.nu/ati2
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