Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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