i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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