I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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