I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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