quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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