i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so let's talk penis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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