69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
FUCK WHALES
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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