real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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