He kissed a someone with a penis
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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