only if we run a train.
done.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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