Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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