i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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