My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
