No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Houston, we have a squirter
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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