oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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