Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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