I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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