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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm getting married
To pizza
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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