Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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