do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Of course I have a pirate flag
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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