D3 body, D1 cock
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
YAS. BRING CRAB.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
