I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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