so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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