how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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