please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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