WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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