WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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