He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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