Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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