They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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