I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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